Because I love these thingamajigs

Pick 3 characters, and have them answer the following questions accordingly. (They may be original characters or not):
1. Vic Abernathy (one of the main characters of Summer Days Ain't Coming Back
2. Von Crowley (the protagonist of my story Allister Academy)
3. Lorent Parker (cute little fallen angel sentenced to be human who becomes a demon from the never ending rp thing PBIS)

1. Number one, what was your childhood like?
Vic gives a devilish smile. "It was wonderful! Everyone should have a childhood like mine! Beaten, mollested, starved, why there's nothing better! No, I'm not bitter. No, not at all. Oh, and did I mention my father used to introduce me to people as his daughter?"

2. Character number three, if you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? (It can be something regarding your personal history, or something that is in the history books.)
Lorent sits for a long moment thinking about that. "I suppose I wouldn't have betrayed Lucifer. At the last moment before the battle I went back to God's side. All in all, those who served in his army got off better than I did, which is really fucked up."

3. Number two, would you rather be immortal and eternally miserable, or live a mortal, blissfully peaceful life?
Von stares at the person asking these questions with intense dark eyes, unblinking. "I hate questions like that. Would you do this or would you do that? I'll do neither. I'm mortal and eternally miserable and I think I'll be that way my entire life."

4. Say, character number three, how much do you weigh?
"Um...." Lorent brushes hair from his eyes. "About a hundred pounds, I guess. I'm skinny."

5. Have you ever loved and lost, number one? I'll bet it was your fault, wasn't it? Tsk tsk...
"Sure was. Wanna hear the kinky details?" Vic winks.

6. Oh, no character two! You've just strolled into a department store to admire the lovely washing machines when a guy with a nylon stocking over his head runs in and holds the whole store at gunpoint! How will you save the day? (If you are a coward and do not wish to save the day, what do you do upon Stocking Head's arrival?)
"I nod to whatever he's saying. Out of all the crap that's happened to me I can say the one things I've learned is don't fuck with crazy people. No I'm not crazy!!! I don't care what that fucking doctor thinks!"

7. Number Three, tell your best "Yo Momma" joke.
Lorent licks his lips cutely. "Umm....I don't really know any. All the people I hang out with are either gay or demons and they don't really tell jokes like that."

8. Who is the one person you cannot live without, character number one? Why? (Please don't say Oprah, please don't say Oprah...)
"Wow....that's a hard question to answer. I guess I would have to say my best friend Jimmy, though I guess I mean that in a more literal way. He's saved my life more times than I can count."

9. Hey, number two, tell me one of your deepest, darkest secrets. To make you feel better, I'll tell one of mine: I don't have any deep, dark secrets.
Von leans back against the chair, his expression blank. "Daniel and Kiana were still alive in the shed when I ran out of there. I could've saved them. I could've done something. But I didn't. I did absolutely nothing but watch it burn."

10. All characters: What kind of music do you listen to? Do you play any instruments? If so, which ones? (Yes...the kazoo counts. Your nose, however, does not.)

Vic sits forward in his chair. "Rock. Especially classic rock. It's what I was raised on. And don't let Kella tell you any different, I hate disco!"

Von, still quiet from the last question. "Whatever Evan listens to, really. Mostly symphonic rock."

Lorent smiles cutely. "Anything. I love music. But I guess my favorite is pop. I like something you can dance to."

11. What is the most annoying thing in the world, character one?
People who think they're the worst off and expect everyone to feel sorry for them. I can't stand people like that!" Vic makes a face of disgust.

12. Finish the statement, number three: Art is...
"Pretty. Well, usually. Some of the crap they call modern art even I can do."

12. Finish the statement, number two: People are...
"Annoying."

13. Finish the statement, number one: Imagination...
"kills. Dangerous thing, imagination. People should be stripped of it. I'm joking. It is hard to tell, isn't it?"

14. All characters: Out of the three of you, who is the most outgoing? Reserved? Humorous? Stinky?

None of them have ever met each other so I'll answer. Vic's the most outgoing, Von's the most reserved, Vic's the most humorous, and none of them are really stinky except for Von when he goes into another depression and decides not to leave his room for days.

15. Quick, Number three! Write a poem!
"The sky is darker
Clearer is the mind and soul
The goal is clear now.

it's haiku! I got an A in English." *Lorent pouts*

16. What is your favorite word, number one?
"Barbituals. It's fun to say and fun to do!" "Yes, I know what a barbitual is. Okay, I don't."

17. Character number three, what is one weird thing that you can do? (i.e. wiggle your ears, fold your tongue, play 'amazing grace' with your armpit...)
"I can blow things up." Lorent smiles cutely. He doesn't know how to smile any other way."

18. Speak any other languages, Number Two?
"At Allister we're require to take a foreign language. I took German."

19. What is your nationality, character number one?
"I have no idea. I have blond hair and grey eyes and I tan well in the summer. My mother said claimed could trace her family back to the Mayflower but she was a fucking drug addict so who knows what she thought was real."

20. Pick, number two: asparagus or canned peas? Please elaborate.
"Didn't I already say I hate ultimatum questions! This is why I hate people! They're incredibly stupid. And I will eat whatever I damn well please."

21. What scares you the most, character three?
"Everyone I care about dying because of me. I'm about to start a war with the King of Hell so it's quite possible. And it scares me to death."

22. All characters: What is one thing you would like the world to know about you?

Vic jumps up and down excited. "I slept with the whole cheerleading squad. Not many guys can claim that!"

Von stares at him. "Idiot," he mutters, turning away. "The truth of all thruths is a lie. That's what I want them to know."

Lorent grins. "I'm one of the most powerful beings ever to exist. And soon I will be in completely in charge of the Eathian plain of existence.

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